Still Waiting for the AirbagsSid considers himself a pretty amazing guy.Still Waiting for the Airbags by hiyaitsray
To most onlookers, Sid is a high school dropout that got a job that practically called to him garbage disposal. It only makes sense for shit to handle shit. It's the view of most middle class ingrates that Sid has gotten used to. Well, fuck them and their white collars.
If anything, Sid was glad he was a garbage man. He had to wake up early, yeah, but after a semi-normal work day he could play the rest of the morning (and night) away. Handling other people's trash also had its physical advantages, of course. Sid had slowly grown from a skinny, pasty teenager to a tan, well-muscled young man. If he felt especially sexy that day, he would wear his old skull print shirt. The feeling of his muscles being barely contained by the flimsy cloth gave him a feeling of pride and an air of confidence. The staring housewives probably helped with that.